Satire & Humor

Yuri Chekalin27.06.2026

In the city of Uchtensk, Bureaucracy lived. It never walked—it went through the proper approval process. It never spoke—it issued directives. Even its mirror reflected a person only after they presented valid identification. One day, a citizen attempted the impossible: to obtain a certificate stating that he existed. “Please fill out an application to receive […]

Yuri Chekalin20.06.2026

Yesterday, the world once again found itself on the brink of a historic event. No, not the discovery of a cure for all diseases, nor the establishment of world peace. Something far more important. Trump admitted that he wanted to award himself the nation’s highest military decoration. “There have been many of the greatest people […]

Alexander Rimov01.04.2026

Hobbits attack: how 81% of Russians failed the scientific test, and critical thinking is now on the wanted list. April 1st is the only day of the year when even the most serious news requires a finger-swiping test. However, according to a recent VTsIOM poll, for 81% of our fellow citizens, April Fools’ Day lasts […]

Alexey Savvateev23.03.2026

We carefully listened to the report of Minister of Education to President. It was truly a pleasure to listen — the level of education was maintained (was it declining?), it wasn’t let go, all challenges were met, and all assignments were fulfilled. And school life is so favorable, even blissful — just like in the […]

Robert Reich22.12.2025

How older humans greet each other in the cosmos. I was sitting in the waiting room of a doctor’s office last week when someone I hadn’t seen for many years came in. When he saw me, he said “Bob! How are you? You look great!” I don’t look great. Since I last saw him, my […]

Vladimir Morozov11.12.2025

Real income growth is happening! Citizens are wondering who exactly is getting it. “Dear Russians”—especially those who regularly read or listen to Rosstat or Central Bank reports—know well that citizens’ real incomes have been growing at a breakneck pace for five years in a row. There’s no escape. Russians no longer know what to do […]

Vladimir Golstein23.11.2025

And I don’t mean boys named Rocky Raccoons, I mean regular animals, who according to the recent studies are doing the best they can to get domesticated. Raccoons, you see, had figured out, on the genetic level at least, that to survive they had to accommodate to the people. So now they are looking more […]

Vladimir Golstein14.11.2025

From Gold Toilet to Gold Toilet: History of Modern Ukraine in One Image. I remember the original impetus of the Ukrainian Revolution of Dignity and their Maidan over-throw of government was the corruption of the president Yanukovich. To get people going, the so called rebels, i.e. the stooges of Victoria Nuland, were broadcasting the images […]

Vladimir Golstein11.11.2025

Dear Europeans! Whom do you trust: your own eyes or the Children of Baltic Communists who Enlighten you about Russian danger? I’ve been traveling through Europe rather extensively. Everywhere I see common, hard working people, proud of their work, and ready to enjoy its fruits. None of them has any issue with Russians. None. In […]

Vladimir Golstein27.10.2025

How to solve Ukrainian crisis and Make America Great Again. Trump is clearly wasting his time trying to negotiate with Putin, Zelensky, EU leaders and so on. These guys have been fighting with each other for too long to be capable of compromise. But here is what Trump has to do. 1. He has to […]

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The Great Bureaucratic Seal

A Gold Medal for the Most Deserving

The Scientific Method Has Given Way to Faith in the Groundless

It’s Not Life, it’s a Fairy Tale in the Land of Pink Unicorns

You Look Great!

Where do Russians’ dizzying incomes disappear to?

Raccoons and European Governments

Ukrainian Image as the Gold Toilet

The Imaginary Russian Threat

The Deal of the Century for Trump the Peacemaker

Political Myths: Authority and Legitimacy (Part.3)

Paradise Blown Apart

Who’s Gonna Buy All the AI Stuff?

A Scaled-Down Second Cuban Missile Crisis