From Ukraine to Greenland

The Great Defensive Wall of the United Liberal Europe (ULE) is being moved.

This January 2026 will soon surpass even the traditionally outstanding month of August in terms of the number of fatal surprises.

Trump’s inner circle is discussing the possibility of a military invasion of Greenland.

The Mail on Sunday is gossiping that the US President—that Donald the Conqueror—has instructed the Special Operations Command to prepare a plan for an invasion of “treasure island” (they say that two or three hundred years ago, influential American entrepreneurs sailed there and buried something; now they need to return it—along with the island).

Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen, whom we previously advised to take up verse drama in the classical Shakespearean style, has instead, for some reason, lapsed into revolutionary fervor and is calling Denmark to arms in the style of “La Marseillaise“:

To arms, citizens,
form your battalions,
March, march! 
Let impure blood
Spill upon our fields…

And what about Denmark’s allies in the dismal “coalition of the willing” (what a ridiculous name)?

The proud title “UNITED LIBERALE COALITION” (UNITED LIBERALE EUROPE) would be more fitting for them.

These brave knights seem to have decided on a crusade… overseas.

British newspaper The Telegraph has learned that they are discussing the deployment of their troops in Greenland and are developing a plan to impose sanctions against US tech companies.

Previously, as we recall, Britain and France declared their readiness to deploy their military contingents in Ukraine, build weapons depots and logistics hubs there, and prepare the Great Atlantic Wall (GWAM) to protect Ukraine from the barbarian hordes from the East.

The coalition’s wishes have changed!

Military contingents from Britain, France (and possibly Germany) will be sent to Greenland instead of Ukraine. Now the Great Atlantic Wall will be stationed there to protect Ukraine from new barbarians—this time from the West.

It’s difficult to say how long-lasting this plan for the militant Europeans’ overseas campaign to the West will be. They’re more accustomed to going East, after all, and it’s more convenient. Their hands (and legs and butts) remember.